Today, at the laundromat a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing denim booty shorts sat down beside me. He stared hard at me for a while, and said that I reminded him of his “first prison bitch.”
My girlfriend confessed today that she was scared that she loved me more than I loved her. She said that she was afraid I would leave her and so she left me instead. WTF is wrong with girls?
My boss knows I smoke… he entered our room and opened the drawer on my desk to check for cigarettes if any; there weren’t. I wasn’t on my desk but was on a colleagues’ desk working together. He then checked the drawer of another colleague but didn’t find it there either and asked him upfront [...]
I buy expensive suits… they just look cheap on me. – Warren Buffet
Today was the first day of the job of my dreams. Our first meeting was about the analysis of the phrase “Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate”. That was the moment I realized I was gonna be wasted!
A simple math formula?Nah… too hard to remember A line from a movie you saw a year ago… got it correct!
My boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account today and changed my status to being single. He is now receiving sympathy. His friends are accusing me of lying about it.
Watch Avengers they said… It would be fun they said! Really, sincerely speaking… avengers wasn’t par up to my expectations. I felt as if each of the superheros didn’t have a properly defined role. The comedy was interesting but the story couldn’t convince me. Only Tony Stark- the Iron Man had the major and interesting [...]
I was reading this book by Haruki Murakami titled 1Q84. It tell the story of two people who love cannot be explained in simple terms and are bound by some cosmic powers. I was amused by the little people, the air chrysalis they make and the maza and dohtas. The story is interesting but I [...]
Today after 4 days of waiting, I finally pooped… sadly I was not in the toilet
The future is already here… its just that its not evenly distributed.- William Gibson.
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